November 2009
2 posts
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Nice guys finish last?
Verbally submitted by a male friend: Why don’t girls seem to be attracted to nice guys, and always end up falling for assholes?
First let’s see how old this girl is. If she is under 24/25, she’s probably not secure in herself yet. There are exceptions to this. Sometimes the younger ones figure it out earlier and sometimes they just never do. If you don’t know her well enough...
October 2009
10 posts
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What's the verdict on facial hair?
Submitted by WhiteXBread.
Much like hair color, clothes, cologne and cars, facial hair is really a subjective issue. It varies from girl to girl. We have to weigh things like: Is the pleasant inner-thigh tickle of a beard worth dealing with the *ahem* moisture residuals when kissing him after? Is the clean-shaven look worth the possible pain of 5 o’clock shadow scraping against the...
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What have you always wanted to know about women?
My main bitch says she wants to bring other...
Question submitted by BenMarvin.
No, this is not normal. In my experience, when girls say things like this, they’re either trying to make you like them, or trying to make you like them more. Girls, as a rule, don’t share things they like, and don’t play well with others. Sure, we’ll make out with each other for attention, or we’ll talk about another girl being hot...
Why am I so scared about being in a commited...
Question submitted by whentheboughbreaks:
Response to The Man Guide:
This is a question I’m sure many men would like an answer to. I think it’s important, though, to avoid a digression into things like ‘Mommy-issues’ and ‘commitment phobias’.
The fact of the matter is than inside your head, there lives a little voice- some have called it ego, others...
Sometimes I think my boner is ugly, and would like...
Submitted by Plaid Lemur
Response to The Men Guide
Short answer: Nope.
Porn star or regular Joe, your boner is not attractive. This is a reccuring theme today. There is absolutely nothing you can do to make a woman drool over your boner unless, of course, its clogging her mouth hole.
There is an option: Tie a bow around it. This is only for the brave! We will laugh at your efforts and you...
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I have theory that any ugly girl can get laid by...
Question from Myrm.
Response to The Men Guide.
Despite my desire to respond to this query in one-word answer format (that word being “TRUE”) and moving on, I feel I should take a moment to explore the facts of this reality.
I’d like to reintroduce you to a very common scenario. You’re at a bar, about 5 minutes past last call, and all the men are doing the “can I...
Is it weird for a guy to want to bang a girl in...
Question submitted by Sandra (Moe’s girlfriend)
Response to The Men Guide
First, let us look at what is true here. Women love their titties. Most of us don’t mind showing some or all of them for a little attention. Hell, its nice when someone says “Hey, nice fun bags.” We love when a guy touches/grabs/pinches/sucks them.
Now…what is wrong with this scenario? Your...