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Notes Sometimes I think my boner is ugly, and would like to make it more attractive to the ladies. Is there anything I can do?Submitted by Plaid Lemur
Response to The Men Guide
Short answer: Nope.
Porn star or regular Joe, your boner is not attractive. This is a reccuring theme today. There is absolutely nothing you can do to make a woman drool over your boner unless, of course, its clogging her mouth hole.
There is an option: Tie a bow around it. This is only for the brave! We will laugh at your efforts and you better be prepared for that response. Women are very turned on by a guy that can make her laugh and you will likely be rewarded for the giggle fest that will transpire. By rewarded I mean we’ll probably do you. You like that don’t you?
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