The Women Guide (My main bitch says she wants to bring other bitches into the bedroom, is this normal? How should I procede?)

Text My main bitch says she wants to bring other bitches into the bedroom, is this normal? How should I procede?
Question submitted by BenMarvin.

No, this is not normal. In my experience, when girls say things like this, they’re either trying to make you like them, or trying to make you like them more. Girls, as a rule, don’t share things they like, and don’t play well with others. Sure, we’ll make out with each other for attention, or we’ll talk about another girl being hot with our guy, but for the most part, the idea of another girl borrowing her man (or her favorite earrings) is wholly unbearable.

Now, there is of course, the freaky minority. These women, although volatile, are the Holy Grail of girlfriends. There are though, a few things you need to know before you agree:
- Is the threesome for her, or for you?
- How involved can you be with the 3rd party? Kissing? Oral? Frontdoor/backdoor action?
- Is it a trap because she wants you to tell her that you only want to sleep with her?
All of these issues are paramount. If you manage to establish your role within the sexy party, and pick a hot third all without finding out that you’ve inadvertently failed some secret test and now will never see your GF’s slanty paradise again, well, you my friend have lived the dream. You have climbed the mountain, you have seen the glory, and now you may descend and rub it in the faces of all of your sex-starved friends.

Congrats, and God speed.

-M. (Unmotivated aka @guymcmannerson)